Spice things up

I'm gonna do an unusual departure from posting work-related and technology-related stuff here.

You know that things between you and your significant other are starting to "spice up" again (the busy schedule at work for both, 16 months old at home, the daily routine, etc., cause some tension between spouses, etc) when you receive [funny] email like this from your spouse:

Dear Mr Kopylenko,

I'm writing you to inform that I will require some private time in order to complete the required documentation in order to process my Medicaid and Medicare applications , as well as some other paper work

Your full cooperation will be greatly appreciated and rewarded that same night.

Thank you in advance,

Dr Z Kopylenko

I did enjoy it :-)

Later...